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  Sorry Grumpy Cat, your day is over - there's a new cat in town. Meet Koyuki of Japan, the frowniest feline. She is about as sourpuss as they come, and her thousands of Twitter and Instagram followers can't get enough of her sinister sass.

1. A bundle of joy she is.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com)
She's a Scottish Fold cat, but does not have the folded ears that are characteristic to the breed. Her Angry Birds eyes and little cat jowls, however, have brought her internet fame.  

2. High Standards

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Pulptastic.com)
This cat treehouse (which was probably hundreds of dollars to all you non-cat owners) is... not quite up to her standards, shall we say?  

3. Out of my sight!

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
Yo, glad it's not me giving Koyuki her meds. #nothankyou  

4. "This sunlight is far too bright," quoth Koyuki.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
Not even a sunny day turns her tiny cat frown upside-down.  

5. Who's cranky while they're sleeping?!

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Pulptastic.com)
Not even safe from sulking in her dreams with her adorable furrowed brow.  

6. No fun allowed!

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
That toy is done for.  

7. Sensitive senses.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
Princess Koyuki glares disdainfully at whomever or whatever emitted that smell.  

8. Human, please.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
You want me to jump WHERE? You must be joking.  

9. You. Disturbed. My. NAP.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Pulptastic.com)
Let sleeping bears lie, y'all...  

10. Welcome to my lair.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
The princess will see you now.  

11. I suppose this box is adequate.

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Pulptastic.com)
Um... I've never seen a cat not be excited about a box. Ever. #firsttimeforeverything  

12. I'M NOT CUTE!

Frowniest Feline (CREDIT: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo)
Sorry Koyuki, but despite your protests, your fans love you and are going to keep following you so, you know, let's maybe a try a smile next time, yeah?   H/T: Instagram.com/marugaodesuyo, Pulptastic.com  
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